STRANGELOVE Goofy Grape – Flocked 8.375″ Skateboard Deck

• Artwork byTodd Bratrud
• Manufactured at PS Stix
• Hand-Screened and Flocked at Screaming Squeegees
• Caveat:Be aware thatblemishes and imperfections are an expected and acceptedpart of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each printunique unto its ownjust like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent toany returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at ourdiscretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
• Dimensions:8.375 x 32.25
• Specs:Nose: 7.0 / Tail: 6.625 /WB: 14.25
• Warning:LIMIT ONE PER HOUSEHOLD.Order more than that and risk getting your order canceled in full. Not fun, right? Well, don’t be a greedy dick. Speaking of which, if you had any notion of flipping your “confirmed order” onto eBay, prepare for a possible disappointment. No one likes when people do thisfrankly it’s rather rude and disdainfulandWE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CANCEL ANY ORDERwe deem suspect in nature.
• Product Description:Have you ever referred to a hemorrhoid as a grape? Chances are, yes, I’m guessing, not that it matters much anyway, but you really shouldn’t strain so hard while pooping. Now, see what I did there? STRAIN. Just goes to show that no matter where you go in thistangled web of words there’s always a way to bring it back to the weed.Cliver
• Warning:Since the dawn of mankind,top stain veneers come in a variety of colorsand the one shown here is fordisplay purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the oneyou receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.